Plastic Surgery Pro or Con?

I say...... drum rolls please..... C'mon, anyone who knows me well enough can figure this one out. I am Pro.

Let me explain why.

OK, I had my first and only child to date at age 34. That means whatever elasticity that would have, should have been in my skin moved out long ago. Hence, the sagging skin on my belly that slightly resembles the flap under your front door, (the one that is used to keep out drafts). You know it moves with you and against you at the same time. An ugly site on both the door and myself.

Also, I have stretch marks that are wider than the grand canyon and lets not kid anyone here, what am i suppose to do with them? Can't bring them in for "show and tell". So i say "Gone with them". Slap some happy gas mask on me, knock me out and make me come out looking like I was 18. Well, MAYBE not 18, but you get my point.

So, here we have it...confirmation of sorts that I am vain!

Yup. Won't spend $25.00 on a new dress for myself, but will save all my pennies to be on an episode of Nip/Tuck.

Let's hope my doctor is just as hot as Julian McMahon.